Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on May 31, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Bryce Petty! Remember when you threw for an incredible 4,200 yards and 32 touchdowns with only three interceptions back in your junior year at Baylor? Those stats were so impressive that even the football gods probably paused their fantasy leagues to take notes.

Leading the Bears to a Big 12 Championship was legendary—almost as legendary as your ability to make opposing defenses look like they accidentally wandered onto the wrong field. Here's hoping this birthday is filled with fewer tackles and more cake slices. Keep throwing touchdowns in life just like you did on game day!