Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on November 12, 1947)

Happy Birthday, Buck Dharma! You've been shredding riffs and melting faces since 1967—clearly you've discovered the secret to eternal rock 'n' roll youth. From crafting iconic hits like "Don't Fear The Reaper" (and making cowbells forever cool), your guitar solos have become legendary enough to inspire air-guitarists everywhere.

Even after decades of rocking stages worldwide, you continue captivating audiences with timeless energy and unmatched musicianship. May this birthday bring more epic jams, fewer broken strings, and plenty of cake—because let's face it: birthdays are just another excuse for more cowbell!

Rock on eternally—you truly put the "Cult" in Blue Öyster Cult!