Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on July 30, 1934)

Happy Birthday, Bud Selig! May your day be filled with more joy than a walk-off home run and fewer controversies than an umpire's strike zone. Your legacy as baseball commissioner—introducing wild cards, interleague play, and instant replay—has forever changed the game. You've truly knocked it out of the park!

Here's hoping your birthday celebration is smoother than negotiating labor agreements and sweeter than watching your beloved Brewers clinch a playoff spot. Thanks for keeping baseball exciting (and occasionally dramatic). May you continue to enjoy life's extra innings with plenty of laughs, good health, and endless seventh-inning stretches!