Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on March 19, 1935)

Happy Birthday, Burt Metcalfe! Another candle means another opportunity to laugh in the operating room tent. Your sharp wit and extraordinary storytelling on "M*A*S*H" have kept viewers entertained for years—bringing characters like Hawkeye Pierce to life, while reminding us that there's humor even during tough times.

With multiple Emmy nominations under your belt (and thankfully fewer Army fatigues), you're clearly aging as gracefully as Hot Lips Houlihan’s hairdos. Thank you for giving us so many laughs through brilliant writing—they say laughter is the best medicine... maybe next year they'll finally award an Emmy prescription pad!

Cheers and happiest of birthdays!