Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on April 26, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Buster Skrine! You're the only guy who can tackle birthday cake with as much enthusiasm as you tackled opponents during your first three seasons with the Cleveland Browns. With 131 tackles and two interceptions under your belt, you've proven that quarterbacks aren't safe when you're around—neither is dessert!

Here's to another year of intercepting life's best moments and dodging candles like they're wide receivers trying to escape coverage. May this birthday bring more laughter than locker room pranks and be sweeter than a pick-six celebration dance. Keep making us proud—and keep those hands ready for cake!