Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on March 25, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Buzz Osborne! The Melvins' fearless leader and master of slow punk riffs—your hair alone deserves its own fan club. From pioneering sludge rock to shaking stages with Venomous Concept, you've proven that loud guitars and wild hair never go out of style.

Whether you're melting faces at festivals or casually redefining heavy music, your relentless creativity continues to inspire generations. Here's hoping your birthday is as epic as your riffs—and may the cake be heavier than a Melvins bassline. Keep rocking, King Buzzo; the world needs more noise (and hairstyles) like yours!