44 years old (Born on July 21, 1980)
Happy Birthday, CC Sabathia! You're the only guy who can throw a fastball faster than most of us can eat birthday cake. From your Cy Young-winning days with Cleveland in 2007 to leading the Yankees to World Series glory in 2009, you've always pitched like you had dinner reservations waiting. Seriously, watching you dominate hitters was almost as satisfying as seeing Red Sox fans cry.Even though you've retired from striking out batters, you're still hitting home runs off the field with your podcast and charity work. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely zero curveballs!