Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on April 05, 1990)

Happy Birthday, CJ Stander—the unstoppable rugby legend who makes bulldozing opponents look as easy as braai-ing boerewors! Whether it's your powerhouse performances for the Blue Bulls or those unforgettable battles in Super Rugby, you've always charged ahead like a runaway rhino on caffeine. Your tackles rumble louder than Pretoria thunderstorms and your carries are fiercer than rush-hour traffic on the N1 highway.

Here's to another stellar year of steamrolling over competitors and lifting trophies higher than Table Mountain. May your celebrations today be filled with more laughs than scrums-gone-wrong moments—and here's hoping you take it easier off-field... party bruises aren't easily explained at Monday practice!