Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on June 07, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Cactus Jack! You're proof that chairs are made for sitting, standing—and occasionally smacking an opponent across the ring. Your legendary hardcore matches still have fans wincing and cheering simultaneously; truly, no one can hold a barbed-wire candle to your fearless feats!

With each year you dive gracefully into another adventure—be it wrestling rivalries, penning page-turners or simply making us laugh—to remind everyone you're forever "Bang Bang!" agelessly awesome. May this birthday be filled with fewer thumbtacks than usual but just as many thrilling memories. Keep rocking those flannel shirts like nobody's business—you hardcore legend!