Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on April 05, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Caitlin Moran! Celebrating the woman who effortlessly juggles being columnist extraordinaire, critic supreme and interviewer of legends—basically Britain's literary Swiss Army knife. Your razor-sharp wit in "How to Be a Woman" didn't just win you a Galaxy National Book Award; it also taught us that feminism can be hilarious (and occasionally involve wine).

From your brilliant columns at The Times to hosting Channel 4's music programs with unmatched flair—you've made journalism look cooler than rock 'n' roll itself. May your birthday cake have fewer candles than you've had witty comebacks this year—and trust me, that's still plenty!