Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on June 14, 1993)

Happy birthday, Callum McGregor—midfield general and Celtic hero! Ever since lifting that Scottish Youth Cup trophy back in 2012, you've bossed the pitch so effortlessly it's like watching a conductor orchestrate his symphony. Seriously though, do you run on batteries or something?

Since breaking into Celtic's senior squad in 2013, your abilities have aged better than fine whisky; consistently smooth with occasional spicy moments of brilliance. Here's to another year filled with more trophies, cheeky goals from midfield magic tricks—and perhaps finally explaining how you're never tired after covering every blade of grass twice.

Enjoy your day—you've earned it!