Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on January 10, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Calum Mallace! From Scotland to Montreal and beyond, you've defended goals with the same passion most people reserve for defending their last slice of pizza. Your MLS debut in 2012 marked not just a career milestone but also introduced fans everywhere to your legendary Scottish grit.

Whether it was shutting down attackers or orchestrating plays from deep midfield positions, you always brought energy—and occasionally some hilarious facial expressions—to every match. Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable as those epic tackles and precise passes that made us cheer (and opponents groan). Cheers to another fantastic year ahead!