Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on November 27, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Calvin Jones! You sprinted through defenses faster than most of us can run to the fridge during commercials. Your time with the Raiders and Packers may have been brief (1994-1996), but your moves on the field left a lasting impression—much like that one embarrassing dance move we all secretly love.

Though it's been years since you hung up those cleats, fans still recall your agility and determination fondly. May this birthday bring as much joy as scoring touchdowns did back in your NFL days—and hopefully fewer tackles from overly enthusiastic friends at parties! Cheers to another year running strong!