Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on October 28, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Calvin Pace! From chasing quarterbacks with the Arizona Cardinals to leading defensive charges for the New York Jets since 2008, you've always tackled age head-on. Your career reads like an action movie—fast-paced (pun intended!), thrilling sacks included.

Even though officially you're retired from football now, legends say quarterbacks still look nervously behind them just in case you're nearby. Here's hoping your birthday celebrations move quicker than an opposing quarterback scrambling on third down—but are far less stressful!

Cheers to you and another year filled with laughter louder than stadium cheers and happiness more lasting than any highlight reel!