Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on July 21, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Camilo Sanvezzo! From dazzling Vancouver fans with your golden boots and unforgettable hat-tricks, to lighting up Querétaro FC with goals that made defenders question their career choices—you've truly mastered the art of making goalkeepers cry. Your moves on the pitch are smoother than Brazilian samba, and your celebrations more legendary than tacos al pastor.

Here's wishing you another year filled with spectacular strikes, jaw-dropping free kicks, and defenders left scratching their heads. May your birthday be as epic as that 2013 MLS Golden Boot season—timelessly awesome and forever memorable. Keep scoring goals (and laughs), Camilo!