Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on August 23, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Carl Hagelin! You're faster on skates than most of us are at deciding what to order for lunch. From your electrifying NHL debut with the New York Rangers in 2011, you've dazzled fans and frustrated goalies alike. And let's not forget that shiny Olympic silver medal you snagged for Sweden in 2014—proof that you're not just speedy, but also pretty good at collecting hardware.

Here's wishing you another year filled with breakaway goals, epic celebrations, and opponents left wondering if they accidentally stepped onto a treadmill. Keep skating circles around everyone—just don't make us dizzy watching!