Let's make this birthday one to remember.

89 years old (Born on February 16, 1936)

Happy birthday, Carl Icahn! To a man whose business savvy is so legendary, Wall Street probably double-checks under its bed at night just to make sure you're not there. Your genius in turning distressed assets into treasure makes us wonder—do fairy godparents secretly advise you during negotiations?

From iconic savings and loan conquests to recent successes managing Icahn Enterprises through turbulent markets, you've consistently proven your knack for spotting hidden value. May your birthday be filled with as much profit—and fewer proxy fights—as possible. After all these years of bold moves: here's one investment that's risk-free—celebrating you!