Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on October 25, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Carl Miller! Another year older and still dribbling circles around everyone—though perhaps now it's mostly in your memories. Who could forget that glorious 1992 season when you led the Guildford Kings to clinch the BBL Championship? Rumor has it they're still trying to polish off your fingerprints from that trophy!

Even though you've traded slam dunks for birthday cake slices these days, you're forever a champion on and off court. May this year's celebrations be as legendary as those epic games of yours—and remember: age is just like basketball stats; they only matter if someone's counting!