Let's make this birthday one to remember.

89 years old (Born on March 07, 1936)

Happy Birthday, General Carl Stiner! You've commanded elite forces, navigated complex missions, and inspired countless soldiers—yet somehow you still haven't mastered the art of retirement. Your legendary leadership at the helm of U.S. Special Operations Command remains unmatched; rumor has it even Chuck Norris takes notes from your playbook.

From daring operations to strategic brilliance, you've set standards that few can follow (and fewer dare to question). Today we celebrate not just your decorated career but also your timeless ability to make tough decisions look easy. Here's wishing you another year filled with success—and perhaps finally perfecting that elusive golf swing!