Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on February 28, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Carlos Dunlap! From the moment you burst onto the NFL scene in 2010—breaking Bengals' rookie records with an impressive 9.5 sacks in just your first dozen games—you've been sacking quarterbacks and stealing hearts ever since. Opposing offenses still have nightmares about your relentless pursuit!

As another year tackles you head-on, remember: age is just a number—but sack totals are forever legendary. May this birthday bring as much joy as you've brought fans over countless Sundays, and may your celebrations be smoother than any quarterback's escape attempt from your grasp. Cheers to more epic moments ahead!