Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on September 20, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Carlos Hyde! You're still running strong—just like that epic 2013 season at Ohio State when you bulldozed defenses and earned First-Team All-Big-Ten honors. Who knew the number 57 pick in the NFL Draft could sprint into our hearts faster than a linebacker chasing after you?

From your days with the San Francisco 49ers to every touchdown since, you've shown us how to dodge life's tackles with style. May your birthday be filled with fewer fumbles and more cake slices—and remember, age is just another defender you'll easily outrun. Keep juking through life; you're unstoppable!