Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 21, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Carly! Another year older, wiser—and yet still bravely providing us with endless comedic relief. Your hilarious Vine videos and iconic hashtag #unexpectedinsults have turned everyday awkwardness into pure comedy gold. Who knew being unexpectedly roasted could feel so delightful?

From your relatable skits to those unforgettable facial expressions, you've made laughter timeless (and just vaguely uncomfortable—exactly how we love it!). Keep bringing the laughs and sharply delivered humor; after all, age is just a number—but the ability to hilariously insult people online? That's forever priceless.

Cheers to you on your special day—stay sarcastically savage!