73 years old (Born on February 16, 1952)
Happy Birthday, General Carter Ham! From mastering the art of command in challenging hotspots like Egypt and Libya, your leadership has shown that managing international crises can sometimes feel tougher than blowing out candles on a cake. Your ability to oversee complex missions while maintaining a sense of humor is surely medal-worthy!May this birthday bring you as much joy and satisfaction as those moments when strategic plans succeeded flawlessly. Here's hoping for celebrations free from diplomatic incidents, filled instead with laughter—and possibly easier than balancing peacekeeping efforts across an entire continent! Cheers to you—today's true Commander-in-Cake-Chief!