Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on March 20, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Cecil Newton Jr.! While your NFL career stats might read like a blank scoreboard, your legendary status as the Jaguars' most elusive center—so elusive you never even appeared in a game—is unmatched. Your stealthy sideline presence and impeccable bench-warming skills remain an inspiration to aspiring undrafted players everywhere.

But seriously, Cecil, not everyone can say they made it all the way to an NFL roster—even if just briefly. Today we celebrate you: the man who proved that sometimes greatness isn't measured by snaps played but by dreams chased (and benches warmed). Have a fantastic birthday!