Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on May 22, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Cha Bum-Kun! The man who made scoring goals look easier than pronouncing Bundesliga correctly. From lighting up German stadiums with Eintracht Frankfurt and Bayer Leverkusen to becoming South Korea's all-time leading scorer, your legendary strikes still echo in football history.

Even today, defenders probably wake up sweating from nightmares of your unstoppable shots. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you brought fans worldwide—and may the candles on your cake be easier to blow out than it was for goalkeepers trying to stop you! Here's wishing a timeless legend another year of laughter and success.