Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on January 12, 1983)

Happy birthday, Chad Greenway! You're the man who tackled birthdays as effortlessly as you did offenses—grabbing two consecutive Pro Bowl nods in 2011 and 2012 with your incredible skills. Just like on game days when quarterbacks found out that "Greenway" meant no way past, cupcakes everywhere surrender today knowing they'll stand zero chance against you.

Even retirement doesn't affect legends—you’ll always remain a Vikings icon whose relentless grit energized teammates and fans alike. Today we celebrate another year of greatness by somebody famous for showing opposing teams exactly where their limit was—the line marked: tackled by #52! Enjoy your special day, champ—you've earned it!