Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on December 27, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Chad Zumock! Comedian extraordinaire, king of sweater vests and the fearless voice behind laughter on "The Alan Cox Show." How many candles does it take these days to roast a professional roaster—and should we fear reprisal? After your epic writing for Comedy Central's William Shatner Roast, it's fair warning never to engage in birthday-roast battles with you.

Whether you're dishing laughs or donning those timeless sweater vests (which you've singlehandedly kept relevant), here's wishing another year full of great moments—on stage and off. May this year's punchlines land even harder than last year's sweaters. Bring on more comedy gold!