Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on July 28, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Chandler Harnish—the man who turned being called "Mr. Irrelevant" into the most relevant conversation starter in NFL history! From masterfully holding clipboards to keeping benches stylishly warm, your unsung sideline heroics have set a standard that's just impossible for others to match.

But let's be serious (briefly)—your hard work and sense of humor on the practice field earned respect that far outweighs any draft number. While some celebrate touchdowns and highlight reels, we proudly salute your unmatched wit in turning adversity into comedy gold.

Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable—and irrelevantly relevant—as you are!