Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on October 16, 1931)

Happy Birthday, Charles Colson! From navigating the corridors of power as Nixon's special counsel to your unforgettable role in Watergate—your life has certainly been anything but dull. Who else could turn a political scandal into an opportunity for personal growth and redemption?

Your journey from politics to prison reform advocacy proves that second acts can indeed be better than first ones (and definitely less controversial!). Here's hoping this birthday brings you plenty of cake—and absolutely no wiretaps or subpoenas.

Cheers on another year filled with humor, wisdom, and hopefully fewer headlines. Keep making history—but maybe steer clear of hotel break-ins!