Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on November 12, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Charles! From crafting characters who spar verbally in "Clouds Hill," to riveting us into wonder-struck silence with the suspenseful brilliance of "Wilderness of Mirrors," it's clear you've mastered both comedy and drama—often unintentionally switching between them. It’s no wonder your work has graced The New York Times, BBC World, and NPR; these outlets just have impeccable taste (and likely a devoted reader desperate for premium content).

May your birthday overflow not only with joy but also inspiration—and lots of cake. Here's hoping this year brings accolades brighter than a Broadway marquee—but remember: even Shakespeare had rough first drafts. Cheers!