39 years old (Born on May 18, 1985)
Happy Birthday, Charles Lewandoski! From zooming onto the NASCAR scene in 2008 to leaving tire marks etched permanently in fans' hearts, your driving proves one undeniable fact—you're faster than birthday candles disappear from cake. May this year's lap bring victories sweeter than pit-stop donuts and turns smoother than freshly paved asphalt!While others settle for aging gracefully, you've raced into legend status without braking even once. Here's hoping life throws you many more checkered flags ahead—as long as they don’t wave them too fiercely at your birthday party; after all, we can't afford any penalties today! Enjoy celebrating another spectacular turn around the sun.