46 years old (Born on March 13, 1979)
Happy Birthday, Charles Porter! Another year older and wiser—though we’re still debating the "wiser" part. Your recent success has been nothing short of legendary; from your epic karaoke performance that left everyone speechless (literally), to finally mastering grilling without setting off smoke alarms. Truly impressive!But seriously, watching you achieve so much this past year has been inspiring: landing that big promotion at work, completing your first marathon without collapsing halfway through—and let's not forget surviving family game night undefeated! Keep being awesome and hilarious—you make life brighter for all around you.
Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun!