Let's make this birthday one to remember.

87 years old (Born on July 29, 1937)

Happy Birthday, Charles R. Schwab! You're the only billionaire who can make 'compound interest' sound as exciting as a thriller novel. With your steady hand guiding millions towards financial freedom—no wonder you're worth billions; turns out good advice really does pay dividends!

From boldly founding the revolutionary discount brokerage to recently achieving record-high client assets at Charles Schwab Corporation, you've turned investing into an engaging enterprise accessible to all. Recently surpassing endless milestones proves you’re truly timeless.

Keep setting records and inspiring smiles—you've definitely earned yourself some cake (with interest!). Happy Birthday—we're bullish on another great year ahead!