Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on September 10, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Charles Simonyi! May your day be filled with fewer bugs than the first version of any software ever released. Your visionary leadership in creating Microsoft's flagship Office applications has forever changed how we procrastinate—sorry, I mean "work efficiently." Thanks to you, millions can now confidently pretend they're experts at Excel pivot tables and PowerPoint animations.

From pioneering groundbreaking software to boldly venturing into space (twice!), you've truly set the bar high for tech executives everywhere. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much excitement and success as launching Word without encountering Clippy's unsolicited advice.

Cheers to another year of innovation—and minimal error messages!