Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on July 05, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Charlie Austin! Here's hoping your special day goes smoother than a perfect strike into the top corner—no VAR required. Since those humble beginnings at Kintbury Rangers through fierce seasons with Burnley and countless thrilling moments for QPR fans after 2013, you've always known how to position yourself neatly where goals arrive.

May this year bring you celebrations even sweeter than scoring match-winning headers or tapping home unexpected rebounds—and less stressful than waiting on goal-line technology decisions! You're not getting older; you're just adding valuable experience...kind of like an expert striker finding space in extra time!

Cheers to many more legendary finishes ahead!