Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on June 19, 1938)

Happy Birthday, Charlie Glotzbach! You're still racing circles around the rest of us—even if we're all just trying to keep up. Your legendary 1971 record at Bristol Motor Speedway remains nearly unbeatable, proving once and for all that speed limits are merely suggestions when you're behind the wheel.

Here's hoping your birthday celebration moves at a slightly slower pace than your NASCAR days—just enough time to enjoy cake without pit stops. May this year bring you as much joy and excitement as you've given fans over the years. Keep speeding through life with laughter and good cheer!