Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on January 15, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Charmaine Hooper! You spent two decades striking fear into goalkeepers and making defenders question their career choices. From your debut in 1986 to your final whistle in 2006, you scored goals with such ease that we're pretty sure the nets still tremble at the mention of your name.

Your legendary performances for Canada—especially leading the team to a historic fourth-place finish at the 2003 FIFA Women's World Cup—remain unforgettable. Even though you've hung up your boots, we bet you're still scoring goals in everyday life (like effortlessly kicking laundry into baskets). Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter and victories off the pitch!