Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on January 14, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Chris Albright! From your early glory days lifting the MLS Cup with D.C. United in 1999 to dominating defenses and snagging two more championships with LA Galaxy in 2002 and 2005, you've always known how to defend a goal—and celebrate afterward!

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as those epic victories on the pitch. May you continue tackling life's challenges effortlessly, scoring laughs along the way, and never receiving a red card for excessive cake consumption. Cheers to another year of greatness—because let's face it: defenders age like fine wine (or at least good cleats)!