52 years old (Born on August 27, 1972)
Happy Birthday, Chris Armas! From dominating midfield battles with the Chicago Fire to proudly representing Team USA, you've always been a master at intercepting passes—and probably birthday cake slices too. Your legendary hustle from 1998-2007 made opponents dizzy and fans ecstatic; rumor has it some forwards still check behind them for your shadow!Even though you're retired now, we bet you can still outrun half of today's players without breaking a sweat. May this year bring as much joy as that unforgettable MLS Cup victory in '98—just remember not to slide-tackle anyone reaching for seconds on dessert today!