Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on August 19, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Chris Capuano! May your celebrations be as sneaky and surprising as that legendary pickoff move of yours. We still remember hitters shaking their heads after swinging helplessly at your masterful changeup—especially during that stellar 2006 All-Star season with the Brewers.

Here's hoping this year brings you plenty of laughs, joy, and fewer base runners to worry about picking off. Keep throwing life's curveballs (or rather changeups) our way; we promise we'll swing wildly every time! Cheers to another fantastic inning in life’s big game—you've certainly earned it on and off the mound.