Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on January 02, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Chris Cheney! You're the only guy we know who can shred a guitar faster than most people blink. From pioneering psychobilly riffs to penning timeless anthems with The Living End, you've rocked stages and hearts alike—proving that punk rock never ages (even if musicians occasionally do).

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your epic solos and catchy choruses. May you celebrate by turning amps up louder than ever before—and remember: age is just another chord progression in life's endless jam session. Keep rocking hard; here's to many more years of musical rebellion ahead!