Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on March 05, 1987)

Happy Birthday Chris Cohen! From your early groundbreaking days debuting with West Ham United in 2003, you've always been a relentless force on the field. Who could forget those unforgettable strides as you bossed midfield for Yeovil Town or tirelessly patrolled Nottingham Forest’s left flank? Watching opponents try to outrun you was almost as amusing as seeing them attempting to pronounce 'Cohen' without fumbling.

Now that you're celebrating another trip around the pitch of life, remember—you may have swapped cleats for candles today, but your legacy remains timeless. Here's wishing a greatness-filled year ahead; keep shining brighter than defenders after chasing your shadow down the touchline!