Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on September 30, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Chris Graham! You've tackled birthdays much better than NFL rosters on cut day. Forget bouncing around practice squads—you're the linebacker who found his spotlight when you electrified the AFL with Pittsburgh Power in 2011. Who knew all that gridiron wandering was really just strength training for blowing out those birthday candles?

Even though your career path zigzagged more than a punt returner avoiding tackles, you're definitely MVP material today and beyond! Cheers to another year of sidestepping life’s challenges as easily as you've dodged roster cuts—and celebrating milestones sweeter than an end zone dance after finally going pro.