47 years old (Born on December 23, 1977)
Happy Birthday, Chris Greenacre! A striker so sharp that goalkeepers still wake up in cold sweats remembering your 58-goal spree at Mansfield Town. Rumor has it defenders around the league formed a support group after you netted another impressive 53 goals with Tranmere Rovers—though none have fully recovered yet!May your birthday celebrations be as legendary and timeless as those unforgettable hat-tricks and match-winning strikes. Here's hoping today brings fewer yellow cards than candles on your cake—and may every slice hit its target better than any defender ever could against you.
Cheers to many more years of scoring big laughs off-pitch!
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