Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on December 26, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Chris Gronkowski! From bulldozing defenders as a fierce fullback for the Cowboys in 2010, to bringing your unstoppable energy onto the fields of the Colts, Broncos, and Chargers—you've definitely left a memorable path through NFL history. Who else could balance toughness on turf with humor off it so effortlessly?

Whether leading blocks or championing entrepreneurship post-football, you continue proving that there's more than one way to leave an impact. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with more touchdowns of laughter than tackles from friends and family—just remember: no spiking the cake!

Enjoy another year of legendary Gronk greatness!