56 years old (Born on November 16, 1968)
Happy Birthday, Chris Haney! Here's to the journeyman lefty who spent over a decade baffling hitters and keeping batters guessing. Your trusty arm brought smiles (and strikeouts!) to Royals fans everywhere—especially during that memorable 1996 season when you tossed a brilliant one-hitter against the Texas Rangers. Not bad for someone whose curveball had more twists than your career path!Though you've hung up your cleats, we still celebrate those unforgettable innings in Kansas City blue. May this birthday bring as much joy as watching opposing hitters swing helplessly at your crafty pitches did back then. Cheers to another year of greatness!