Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on December 14, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Chris Heisey! The only player who can step off the bench cold and still knock it out of the park. Ever since your MLB debut with Cincinnati back in 2010, you’ve been pinch-hitting dingers like someone promised you free pizza afterward—leading the league that rookie season in pinch-hit home runs. You've definitely made baseball history more exciting (and nerve-wracking for opposing pitchers) every single time.

May your birthday today be just as clutch as those unforgettable game-saving hits you're known for. Keep swinging big and living even bigger—here’s to another year full of highlight-worthy moments!