37 years old (Born on March 22, 1988)
Happy Birthday, Chris Ivory! Running through defenders like they're standing still since your breakout debut with the Saints in 2010. Watching you bulldoze opponents was more entertaining than anyone else's highlight reel—rumor has it linebackers are still checking under their beds for you.From lighting up defenses at New Orleans to soaring high jets after signing with New York in 2013, you've proven that you're unstoppable on and off the field. May your birthday be smoother than your stiff-arm moves—and trust me, that's pretty smooth! Here's wishing a timeless legend another year of smashing expectations (and defensive lines).