Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on August 01, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Chris Iwelumo! May your celebrations be as memorable and legendary as that unforgettable goal-scoring prowess you showcased at Stoke City from 2000 to 2004. Your knack for finding the net made defenders tremble—and fans cheer wildly—earning you a special place in football folklore.

And let's not forget those proud moments representing Scotland between 2008 and 2010; even though there was that infamous miss against Norway (we still love ya!), your passion on the pitch always shone through brightly. Here's hoping today brings fewer misses than goals, plenty of laughs, cake that's sweeter than victory itself—and absolutely no open-goal opportunities missed!