Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on September 25, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Chris Knights! Another year older and still kicking goals—literally. From your dazzling days with the Adelaide Crows, you've always known how to keep fans on their feet. Who could forget those epic left-footed snaps or that unstoppable run down the wing? Your moves were smoother than Vegemite on toast!

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as your legendary AFL moments brought us all. May you celebrate today like it's a grand final victory—with plenty of laughs, good mates around you, and absolutely no hamstring injuries! Cheers to another fantastic year ahead—you champion!